Jokes

Q What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
A A wonkey!

Q What sound do you get if you cross a rooster with a poodle?
A Cocka-poodle-doo!

Q Why did the rabbit go to the hospital?
A It needed a hoperation!

Q Why did the jelly bean go to school?
A He wanted to be a smartie!

Q What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?
A Cowbooties!

Q Why are movie stars so cool?
A Because they have so many fans!